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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

Posted by donaldwhite on September 9, 2008

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)  

You  got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,  she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips  and dip coming.  
— Alan, age 10  

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going  to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later  who you’re stu ck with.  
— Kristen, age 10  

WHAT  IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?  
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by  then.  
— Camille, age 10  

HOW  CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?  
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at  the same kids.  
— Derrick, age 8  

WHAT  DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?  
Both don’t want any more kids.  
— Lori, age 8  

WHAT  DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? 
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know  each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long  enough.  
— Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t  she a treasure) 

On the first date, they just tell each other  lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second  date.  
— Martin, age 10  

WHAT  WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING  SOUR? 
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the  newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead  columns.<  BR>– Craig, age 9  

WHEN  IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? 
When they’re rich.  
— Pam, age 7  

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess  with that.  
– – Curt, age 7  

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should  marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to  do.  
— Howard, age 8  

IS  IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?  
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need  someone to clean up after them.  
— Anita, age 9   (bless you child) 

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF  PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?  
There sure would be a lot of kids to  explain, wouldn’t there?  
— Kelvin, age  8  

And the #1 Favorite  is……..  
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE  WORK?  

Tell your wife that she looks  pretty, even if she looks like a dump  truck.  
— Ricky, age  10 

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